February 2012
31 posts
When you go shopping
lulz-time:
expectation:
reality:
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NOON,pag maganda, Ligawan Agad.. NGAYON,pag maganda, Titigan muna, baka bakLa.. XD NOON,konti lang ang Lalaking gwapo.. NGAYON,konting gwapo na lang ang tunay na lalaki. NOON, pag gwapo babaero.. NGAYON, pati panget babaero na din, minsan choosy pa, kakapal ng mukha. XD
im-only-going-in-onedirection:
Expectation:
Reality:
haloobooboo asked: you my teddy lover and, im your lover teddy :)
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be... →
funniest10k:
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
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That awkward moment when you see URLs with a...
pilosopogyno:
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise you won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
God knows what he does.
You text him, he doesn`t text back.
that-filipino-kid:
He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.
Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
Cool and funny stuff are here
January 2012
88 posts
Only the Japanese.. →
daily-tumbles:
^Not sure what that is.
^Vertigo soothing glasses
^10-in-1 Gardening tool
Umbrella headband
The noodle eaters hair guard
ROFL THE LAST ONE OMG
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